If you've been watching my site for some time, you might remember my dear friend Trillian --

Just look what she has pulled out of her garden!!

While the rest of us were snowed in and grousing about the weather, her carrots were overwintering. 

Come the spring -- Lo and Behold! 

IT'S YOUR NEXT PARTY'S SALAD CENTERPIECE!

IT'S A COMPLETELY NATURAL WILD CARROT,  SHAPED LIKE A LOBSTER!

Who could ask for anything more?  You can plan your party theme around it! You can amaze your friends and relatives (if they're easily amused, like Daphne and Trillian are)!

It might even last till your 4th of July party!!

ATTENTION:  ANIMAL LOVERS!!  --  VEGANS AND VEGETARIANS!!  -- PEOPLE WITH SHELLFISH ALLERGIES!!!

It is important to note, NO ACTUAL LOBSTERS HAVE BEEN HARMED in bringing this item to you.

Your Lobster Carrot will be lovingly packed by Trillian herself, and shipped to you via Priority Mail upon the receipt of cleared payment.

Daphne regrets that she cannot ship this item internationally.